David

This is a story from ancient times.
From the time of myths and legends, when the ancient gods were petty and cruel and sent the fate of suffering to humanity.
Only one man dared to defy their powers.
David.
David had saliva never seen before.
Saliva that could only be overcome by the power of his wallet.
He traveled the earth and struggled with the pitfalls of his vicious stepmother Hera, the almighty queen of the gods.
But wherever alcohol appeared, wherever the action broke out, David was always there.